you know it's gonna get better

i was just scrolling through facebook and saw this, im gone

who the fuck did this???? 💀

mjalti:

i’ll believe every single post about astrology before i believe anything that comes out of a man’s mouths jot that down cuz that’s gonna be on the final

valent-y-ne:

❤️🖤

beeonadaisy:

I’m just impressed that Ashton went to an actual stylist to get his hair done, instead of having a mental breakdown, buying a pack of dye and then doing it alone in the bathroom at 3am while eating ice cream and crying, like the rest of us do.

paridise:

this is my last one…. are u a pro or anti sushi person…. are u a pro or anti milk person….. & are u a pro or anti pineapple on pizza person…

thetomska:

chikier:

whenever somebody responds with “I beg your pardon?” assert your dominance by announcing “Then Beg.”

similarly whenever anyone says “excuse me” reply with “you’re excused” and respond to “i’m sorry” with “you will be”

sonnet20:

veggietales is genuinely so fucking funny and it’s even funnier because as soon as i forget that it’s a christian show a carrot starts reciting a bible verse

kittyb4e: