i’ll believe every single post about astrology before i believe anything that comes out of a man’s mouths jot that down cuz that’s gonna be on the final
I’m just impressed that Ashton went to an actual stylist to get his hair done, instead of having a mental breakdown, buying a pack of dye and then doing it alone in the bathroom at 3am while eating ice cream and crying, like the rest of us do.
veggietales is genuinely so fucking funny and it’s even funnier because as soon as i forget that it’s a christian show a carrot starts reciting a bible verse